Siri

Those of us with I phones (or as my friend likes to call them, smarty pants phones!) have a good friend named Siri, the go to voice on our phones. She's available 24/7 and is a great listener, is completely committed to her job (doesn't come to work drunk or stoned) doesn't insert herself into yer life without you asking and isn't overly emotional like some women can be. The thing is Siri is not culturally sensitive. I wished my Jewish friend happy new year which in Hebrew is La shana tova... But if you say that to Siri she hears it as Lashawna Tova... Which is close enough just to be very, very funny. Oh, that's the other thing about Siri and why she can't be my girlfriend cuz she never laughs, poor thing.