Bingo Today!

I sit next to a firecracker of a gal at bingo. She is 92 and has a very dry sense of humor along with a hot temper...short in the patience department. I could tell she was getting frustrated several times today. I'd look at her and she was wearing a particular look on her face which let me know she was irked. I'd just smile back and pet her on the back. One such time she said: "I probably shouldn't have come today. I'm not feeling very patient." With a completely straight face I asked her if she was having her period. It took only a milisecond to register and then we both busted up!!!