Free Advice!

i don't like to use the word "never" very often. however, there is one occasion when i think it is appropriate. here goes...(this applies to peeps of a certain age!) NEVER, under any circumstances, look in the mirror with your magnifiers on. don't do it. especially if you are on the inconsolable end of the hormonal spectrum. it will be bad for you and everyone in your orbit...and may take a long, long time to get over!!!

What's A Girl To Do?

Today a beauty-full woman offered me her very handsome horse...
I was so flustered that I told her I would ponder the question and let her know.
Always wanted a horse...and he's a big ol love bucket of a fella ;)
I guess it's good to specify the species when requesting a relationship from the universe, huh?!

The Sometimes Funny Truth

A few weeks before the holidays I was visiting with my 93 year old friend. When I  walked in the door she was in the middle of writing her holiday cards and said: "I am NOT doing this again next year."
I let it go for the moment but later as we were walking I said: " Are you not going to write cards next year b/c you don't want to or b/c you won't be around?" She answered: "Both" and we just fell out!!!

Style! (or lack of!!!)

one of the big reasons i love and appreciate the small town in which i live is that one can wear or do just about anything and nobody looks twice. once i wore my flannel nightgown out to dinner!
however, after visiting a small village in northern new mexico, i think they might have us beat in the style department. there were more bed heads there per capita than i am accustomed to seeing anywhere and many peeps looked like they might have just rolled out of the bed. anyone looking spiffy would not only stick out like a sore thumb but would also be suspect! all this lends itself to a certain kind of charm.

Crack Up!

I saw this sign in a store recently and it cracked me right up:

"Unaccompanied minors will be given a shot of espresso and a free puppy to take home!!!"

Communion

                        Dixie and Tigger in "conversation."

Psychotic Reading

While in Flagstaff I had the unusual good fortune of receiving a "reading" from a very color-full channeler who mostly just laughed.
However, her one prediction was that i would be getting into a relationship with a very wealthy person.