for the rapture is a comin'...AGAIN!!!
That's right, in case you weren't a first round draft pick for THE ORIGINAL RAPTURE, well, ya got yerself another shot. The CEO at Rapture Central has determined that the scripture which targeted the fateful day last May...well...he says his interpretation was more literal when it should have been more spiritual...Hmmmmm. Anyhow, ol Harold says that Judgement Day is rescheduled for October 21st and that it should be very quick! Thank G-D!!!
Oh yeah, he also says to go ahead and keep sending him money.
A friend says all she's taking is one carry-on...
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